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This is too darn true to even be considered funny.

Wow. I did not realize all of this stuff. It gets you thinking, that’s for sure!

The Tax Poem

At first I thought this was funny…then I realized the
awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end.

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he’s fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won’t be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He’s good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he’s laid.

Put these words
Upon his tomb,
‘Taxes drove me
to my doom…’

When he’s gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply y
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge T ax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone M minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our
nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest
middleclass in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the hell happened? Can you spell ‘politicians?’

I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times!!!
YOU can help it get there!!!
GO AHEAD – – – BE AN AMERICAN!!!

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This is an email forward.

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AMERICA’S ECONOMY IN CRISIS.  HOW DID WE GET THERE?   HIGHER TAXES…OUT OF CONTROL SPENDING, NOT THE RIGHT SOLUTION.
 
HIGHER TAXES. FEWER JOBS.  In Obama’s short career, he has voted for higher taxes 94 times in the U.S. Senate and hundreds of tax increases in Illinois
 
OUT OF CONTROL SPENDING.  Obama’s Socialist spending plan will equal more than $1.147 TRILLION over four years.
 
In short, Obama is a ‘tax-and-spend’ liberal.  He wants higher taxes to “spread the wealth around…”
 
HOUSING MARKET COLLAPSEDemocrats dismissed fears the housing market was in jeopardy as they collected campaign contributions from Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.  In fact, Obama received $120,349 in contributions from the mortgage giants.
 
Bill Clinton said, “I think the responsibility that the Democrats have may rest more in resisting any efforts by Republicans in the Congress, or by me when I was President, to put some standards and tighten up a little on Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.”
 
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THE SUPREME COURT VOTED 5-4 TO PROTECT GUN RIGHTS.  SUPREME COURT’S DIRECTION HINGES ON WHO WINS ’08 RACE.
 
OUR RIGHT TO OWN A GUN IS UNDER ATTACK.  Joe Biden says, “The single most important thing Barack Obama can do ” is nominate Supreme Court Justices.  One new vote on the court could change our right to own a gun.
 
Obama’s Record:  Endorsed a complete ban on hand gun ownership.  Voted to ban the use of firearms for home self defense.  Proposed a Bill to increase federal taxes on guns by 500%.  He opposes Right to Carry laws.  Voted to ban ammunition used for hunting and sport shooting.  He is seeking to increase federal taxes by 500% on the sale of firearm ammunition – weapons he says are most commonly used in firearm deaths.
 
Barack Obama cannot be trusted with our gun rights.  He’s not ready to lead.
 
 
 
Remember, when you go to cast your vote on Tuesday, Nov. 4, what kind of “change” we are voting for.  Do we want a situation 3-4 years from now, with Obama in power over an impoverished nation, and  millions of people marching on the White House clutching tin cups, demanding “CHANGE! …… PLEASE! ……”

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Cry your eyelashes out Obama supporters, dance to the  tune of God Damn America with Rev. Wright and don’t forget to have an abortion to qualify yourselves to be a VP. Get ready for higher taxes so  you can just “SUCK IT UP”  share and sacrifice all the extra income that will be taken away from you by Your Commander in Redistribution?

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Suck it up

Martha Stewart advise the American citizen to “SUCK IT UP,” when your taxes are raised up when you go over the limit of..$250,00.00 or is it $200,00.00 or is it $150,00.00 or $120,00.000…too many flip flopping, it is so confusing.  So vote for Obama means for us small people who succeed in earning above those mentioned above, we will just have to suck it up and bear it whilst Obama and his people line up their pockets and distribute our hard earn money to others (welfare) who sits on their butt and complain.

Please watch what she has to say..very interesting

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The sad not is the Democrat party running was created by Obama in 1998. The real party  is gone and the only hope for this Great Nation is John McCain.
Obama is an anti American terrorist loving liar and we need to stop him before its too late.
I am a democrat that has already voted for John McCain
If  you don’t raise taxes when the dollar is down You cut them putting the power back in our hands to grow the economy and bring the dollar back up. The democrats have had congress for two years and they made this mess and now they want to blame everyone else.

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Robert Venezia of Delray Beach writes:-

 
“There are those who would have us believe that the current economic crisis is the result of eight years of failed Bush economic policies.  Two years ago, we were doing quite well.  We had low interest rates, unemployment and gas pricesThe Democrats screamed for change and got it – control of both banking committees and both rules committees.
 
And since much of the solution is to get people back to work so they can earn, spend and pay taxes, why elect the party that wants to increase taxes on corporations, over-regulate them and cave in to labor union abuses?  That’s the exact opposite of a job-producing plan.  We have already lost the steel industry and most of the textile, photographic, electronic, computer and automobile industries.  Until corporations are seen as our allies rather than money trees, we have no chance to reverse things. 
 
That’s why I will not support the party that controls a Congress that has earned the lowest approval rating on record.  I am voting Republican.”

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  Turning BACK TIME – 1968
 
As we prepare to set our clocks back, we should ask ourselves if we’re also going to turn back the political clock to the failed policies of an earlier generation.  Using the Great Societyof the 1960s as its model, an Obama administration would attack the entire spectrum of real and imagined social ills with new or re-invigorated federal programs.  There will be costly special programs for every disgruntled interest group imaginable.  As in the 1960s, they would fund these programs by cutting back our military just as success is in sight, and by greatly increasing taxes on the most productive people here at home, those who create the jobs the rest of us depend on.
 
At great cost, the Great Society failed to alleviate poverty, improve public education or erase class distinctions.  Then as now, higher taxes resulted in higher prices, unemployment and erosion of investments.  The remedies of 1968 are no more relevant today than those of 1929 were in 1968.  Let’s not repeat the mistakes that led to the malaise and chronic economic stagflation of the 1970s.
 
Paul Viscovich, Weston, FLORIDA
 
It is heartening to note that not all Americans are willing to be led by Obama, the new Pied Piper, to hell.

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